Still Pissed

whoah......



thats a one word description of my night out

funny thing is, i'm still pissed.

chapter 1 - the begining

it all started with my friend, he turned 20 the other day, so you know we had to celebrate somehow. so i was at work and in he comes and we have a chat because it was really dead, the whole strip was dead. even cold rock was dead. maybe it was too cold..... anyway so he came in and he got something to eat, and i decided i would give him the meal for free, cause it was his birthday.

But

the duty manager saw >.< , not cool. i not worried though cause i was gona cover it but i got pulled up on it. i couldn't have looked like a bigger dickhead. chapter 2 - the club so after work (which, by the way, was really slow and boring) i went to meet the in the valley. so i got in the club and the majority of the birthday party crowd had gone, which was ok, cause trying to control a large group of polaks is impossible. so i figured i might aswell have a drink with the birthday boy so i had one drink with him then i bought a drink for me and another mate then one of them bought one for me and so on...... chapter 3 - the drunk that would be me, and my friends and their friends, and these random chicks we met at the bar. So that was me, drink after drink, dance after dance...... and then SHOTS........ >.<


smart move

chapter 4 - The dance

me and the mates out on the dance floor carving it up and as per usual attracting the crowd (hahaha just jokes, the crowd was already there but dont underestimate our crowd pulling capacity). then all of a sudden out of nowhere the chicks from the bar are on the dance floor and then like we do every time we ask them to dance (cause whats life without a dance). now when we ask you to dance on the dance floor you never refuse, we are not aggressive or rude or anything like that, its just that when we hit the dance floor we are the loudest, funniest, most animated people and when we say dance you dance.

chapter 5 - The fuzz

(insert fuzzy part here) (would suspect some dancing and drinking occurred)

chapter 6 - The drinks

now at this point in time i am thoroughly smashed, but the chick from the bar is with me at the bar and she is giving me shots (she could have been buttering me up, hahaha, i hope not that's actually a bit scary :S ) so this chick giving me free drinks, i was like

"whoah awesome lets do that"

so we did

now we skip ahead

chapter 7
chapter 8
chapter 9

chapter 10 - the smoking area

so obviously as the title suggests we were in the smoking area. old mates and new, and my friend (you remeber the 20 year old one from the begining of the story) has hooked up with one of the chicks from the bar,

"hahahaha" i laughed aloud

anyway we met this croat who starts craking on to the other one and i was hungry (really hungry) but it was 3:40 : ( . see now thats not cool, i have to choose between staying or eating, its a bit like torture really. i chose food considering that it was like a makeout session and i was the audience which i dont mind cause in those situations i just switch off

hang on ......

chapter 10.5

i met this fella, pegleg, i cant remeber his real name but then again why would i give you his real name?? so this guy i met (during the forementioned "makeout session") had a steel knee and had lost his finger all before he was 10. now thats fucked up but he was sort of cool about it.

chapter 10 - cont.

so i decided i was hungry enough to leave, so i started to walk to maccas. as soon as i got out of the club i needed to pee....... great.......this from the guy who just moments before saw a random outside get shoo'ed away by security for peeing on the wall. so i walked and i walked and i walked a little more till i got to the public toilets and i pissed like a race horse

while im on the topic did you know that its not uncommon for a race horse to loses kilos in a race i cant remeber how much but kilos its crazy but true

anyway so i pissed and then when to maccas which i passed on the way to the toilets but i was hungry and so i walked back and got 2 quarter pounders and a large fries now that i was complete i started to walk back home

Chapter 11 - going home

so now i was walking along the side of the road and i had just finished my first burger and i found a bike, so i rode this bike down the road....... further down that road i ran out of food and was still hungry so i stopped at hungrys and grabed 2 whoppers and a large fries. So with new food i made my way to my car, luckily by the time i got there i had finished my food. so then i chucked the bike in the back and walked to my house.

i went to sleep

but this is not the end

this is just a grain of sand on the beach that is my life (hahahaha that is the stupidest thing ive ever come up with)